Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.
I saw Howie sticking those up his nose last time we played Scrabble. You might want to get a fresh cup.
Heh, your cookies are all woody. Heh. Woody.
Needs a nice soy glaze.
Cook it to death, cook it to sawdust!
I bet it tastes better than most fast food burgers out there, and so eco-friendly!
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