Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.

I saw Howie sticking those up his nose last time we played Scrabble. You might want to get a fresh cup.

Heh, your cookies are all woody. Heh. Woody.

Needs a nice soy glaze.

Cook it to death, cook it to sawdust!

I bet it tastes better than most fast food burgers out there, and so eco-friendly!