Terrible Conversationalist

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Terrible Conversationalist
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Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.

I'd Be Incredulous Too

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I'd Be Incredulous Too
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I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.

What are You Selling?

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What are You Selling?
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This Long Island woman was accused of selling a little more than hot dogs out of her RV if you know what I'm saying.

Bring Me a Cheese Maiden!

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Bring Me a Cheese Maiden!
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I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!

Wanna Make Out?

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Wanna Make Out?
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I know sprinkled, glazed chocolate donuts are your favorite so here I am! Happy birthday!

Honey I Shrunk... You

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Honey I Shrunk... You
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I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!