Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.

I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.

This Long Island woman was accused of selling a little more than hot dogs out of her RV if you know what I'm saying.

I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!

I know sprinkled, glazed chocolate donuts are your favorite so here I am! Happy birthday!

Why can't I hold all this taco?

I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!