Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.
I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.
This Long Island woman was accused of selling a little more than hot dogs out of her RV if you know what I'm saying.
I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!
I know sprinkled, glazed chocolate donuts are your favorite so here I am! Happy birthday!
Why can't I hold all this taco?
I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!
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