Guest of Honor

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Guest of Honor
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You never even knew he was at the dinner party, did you?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

Vinderhosen

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Vinderhosen
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Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Oh He Does, Does He?

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Oh He Does, Does He?
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Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!

The Saddest Feels

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The Saddest Feels
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When all you need in this world is a damn glass of wine and you have no opener, the universe is a cruel cruel place.

Bon Appetit!

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Bon Appetit!
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My dog is so thoughtful. He slaved away all day over a bowl of kibble to make me this!

Sweet Nectar of the Gods

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Sweet Nectar of the Gods
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No, you're right. That's exactly what it is.