If Slimer's slime really tasted like lime pudding he would be the one being chased by hungry children.

Go ahead kid, google "blue waffle" I won't tell.

Note: Whatever you do, do NOT google "blue waffle" seriously.

The thought of smashing a keyboard to bits with my fists and then eating the splinters is immensely satisfying.

Half chocolate, half extra hot Indian curry! (Of course lager is the only thing that can kill a vindaloo.)