A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.

Look, you can just go ahead and be a sheep who follows the crowd, but I've got something important to prove here!

Logic has no place here. You need serious help.

Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.

Oh Brochacho, we've been meaning to talk to you about your ice cream habit. Please don't take this the wrong way.

Funny Food Photos - Domino's Warning Letter