A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.
Look, you can just go ahead and be a sheep who follows the crowd, but I've got something important to prove here!
Logic has no place here. You need serious help.
Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.
How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.
Oh Brochacho, we've been meaning to talk to you about your ice cream habit. Please don't take this the wrong way.
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