These little plates of lettuce are alright I suppose.
You want a job? Carry all these. CRASH You're fired.
Now stop complaining about the table of six you served last night at PF Chang's.
Neptune's cold right? Can you bring back some more ice while you're out there?
Next time you go to a fancy restaurant take charge and signal for your own damn water. Take that maître d'!
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