136,000 calories of dramatic music and unintelligible adolescent mumbling.

Do not fall to the tyranny of waffles! Belgium is trying to hide it's nefarious deeds under the cloak of American patriotism. FIGHT!

When I can't decide what to have for breakfast I usually just mix my beer and whiskey so this makes perfect sense.

Well at least my sheets aren't getting dirty.

So this is what the geriatric mall-walkers eat at 6am before they go back to the retirement home!

I'm not saying I won't eat these every day until I die, I'm just saying get your facts straight.

Funny Food Photos - Poor Man's Chicken and Waffles