I've had burritos so good I thought they must have been made bu Jesus himself but then I remembered that Jesus probably never had a burrito in his life and then I got sad.
I don't really see the face of Jesus in this tomato, just the missed opportunity for a nice bruschetta.
I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?
I bet if you look really hard you can find all of the disciples in Trader Joe's snacks.