Trust me, if you want to fit into a Chanel you're gonna have to give up the fries.
Do you guys have like a protein booster you can mix in there?
Who knew it only costs $100 to put yourself at risk for diabetes? Bargain!
You just jetpack your ventricles out of here and I'll call you when I'm dead from deliciousness.
The vicious cycle of temptation never stops flashing.
I mean, it's not like you're gonna die if you eat a couple snickers, but anyone who can choke down two in one sitting has a pretty good head start.
Grease up them arteries with the most cheerful angel of death.
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