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Via: Know Your Meme
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The song is ruined forever and I couldn't be more pleased.

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I get it, bodybuilders don't make any money because no one respects them as athletes. Honestly, who can take a tuxedo T-shirt seriously?

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Via: arbroath.blogspot.com
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I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!

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That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.

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I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.

Via: www.cynical-c.com
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Obviously I'm doing it wrong when I offer my guests a jar of martini olives, a bag of old pita chips and a shot of tequila.