O For Tuna

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The song is ruined forever and I couldn't be more pleased.

O U FANCY HUH?

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O U FANCY HUH?
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I get it, bodybuilders don't make any money because no one respects them as athletes. Honestly, who can take a tuxedo T-shirt seriously?

Rare Cupid Please

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Rare Cupid Please
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I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!

Jello Salad

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Jello Salad
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That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.

Advance Warning

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Advance Warning
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I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.

Late Show: A Light After-Movie Snack

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Obviously I'm doing it wrong when I offer my guests a jar of martini olives, a bag of old pita chips and a shot of tequila.