666 Douche Burger

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666 Douche Burger
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You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?

Float On, Melons

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Float On, Melons
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These melons are clearly yearning to run free. Just let them go. If it was meant to be, they'll come back to you one day.

Ugh I GUESS I'll Sell You One

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Ugh I GUESS I'll Sell You One
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I'll take mine with extra hair product and self-loathing.

Here Kiddy Kiddy Kiddy

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Here Kiddy Kiddy Kiddy
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Hey little ones, you like ice cream? You like vans? Have I ever got the cake for you!