Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

Oh it's a candle? Uh huh. Okay.

Hey little ones, you like ice cream? You like vans? Have I ever got the cake for you!

It's about time we had more savory frozen treats! Ice cream man! I want a beef stroganoff push pop!

My old friend Greg really loved Bizzy Bone from Bone Thugs and Harmony. I know what he's getting for his next birthday!

Merry Christmas, Brother! I don't understand your city dwelling ways but I hear you guys just love your roaches.

Love, Your Hick Sister