Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
Oh it's a candle? Uh huh. Okay.
Hey little ones, you like ice cream? You like vans? Have I ever got the cake for you!
It's about time we had more savory frozen treats! Ice cream man! I want a beef stroganoff push pop!
My old friend Greg really loved Bizzy Bone from Bone Thugs and Harmony. I know what he's getting for his next birthday!
Merry Christmas, Brother! I don't understand your city dwelling ways but I hear you guys just love your roaches.
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