Your food has a face, deal with it.
I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?
It would behoove you to refrain from disturbing a man in the midst of his afternoon snack.
Someone invent edible rubber bands and we'll be millionaires!
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How many twists would it take to solve this before I eat all the peeps?
Now we know why they went extinct.
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