Your food has a face, deal with it.

I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

It would behoove you to refrain from disturbing a man in the midst of his afternoon snack.

Someone invent edible rubber bands and we'll be millionaires!

It's like trying to cram a gummy peg into an equally gummy hole that is pretty much kind of the right size.

How many twists would it take to solve this before I eat all the peeps?

Now we know why they went extinct.