Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!
Roll it up tight, you don't want any of the tasty fillings falling out.
I'm gonna roll your face up real tight and devour it in front of your family.
I've had burritos so good I thought they must have been made bu Jesus himself but then I remembered that Jesus probably never had a burrito in his life and then I got sad.
The least appetizing burrito you've ever seen takes pictures of you making the face you make when you see the least appetizing burrito you've ever seen.
Now if they'd just start making graham tortillas this would be perfect!
It's true, two types of baby poop really can coexist.
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