I'll take a large Greyjoy for delivery please. Can you have Theon deliver it? Thanks!
A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.
Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.
At least we know they'll follow directions.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.
Could you hear his cheerful screams while he was cooking?
"Look Ma, No Pants!"
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