I'll take a large Greyjoy for delivery please. Can you have Theon deliver it? Thanks!
A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.
Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.
At least we know they'll follow directions.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.
Could you hear his cheerful screams while he was cooking?
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