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Via: Geekologie
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I'll take a large Greyjoy for delivery please. Can you have Theon deliver it? Thanks!

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By Unknown
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A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.

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Via: BoingBoing
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Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.

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At least we know they'll follow directions.

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Via: foodbeast.com
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I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

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By Unknown
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Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.

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By Unknown
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Could you hear his cheerful screams while he was cooking?