I'll take a large Greyjoy for delivery please. Can you have Theon deliver it? Thanks!

A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.

Ick, I hate it when I end up sleeping in the mustard spot.

At least we know they'll follow directions.

I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.

Could you hear his cheerful screams while he was cooking?