What a ripoff. I want my horse made of HORSE DAMMIT!
Ugh, my weak metropolitan wrists can't handle the spoon method. Give me electric or give me nothing.
When you've got some aggression to work out, take it out on your meat.
If you don't dig deez nuts, you've got a screw loose.
When you're in the middle of a serious remodel, there is no time to take your head out of the game, even while eating!
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