So Hungry I Could...

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glutton,horse,hungry,pasta,portion,tool
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What a ripoff. I want my horse made of HORSE DAMMIT!

Can Openers are for Suckers

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Ugh, my weak metropolitan wrists can't handle the spoon method. Give me electric or give me nothing.

Pound It Out

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brass knuckles,kitchen,knuckle dusters,meat tenderizer,punch,tool,weapon
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When you've got some aggression to work out, take it out on your meat.

Ugh, I Hate Chocolate With Nuts

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chocolate,nuts,parts,tool,toolbox
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If you don't dig deez nuts, you've got a screw loose.

Pizza Saw

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pizza cutter,saw,skill saw,tableware,tool
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When you're in the middle of a serious remodel, there is no time to take your head out of the game, even while eating!

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