Roll it up tight, you don't want any of the tasty fillings falling out.

Yo dawg...

Someone explain to me the impetus behind eating six eggs and a forest of hot dogs.

I'm pretty sure a tomato has never been called an alligator pear.

I have a feeling all that red dye would make my insides as angry as the bird.

Brunol, Spain must have a serious stink problem in the summers. They spend a whole day throwing tomatoes at each other to counteract the stench.

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Who let their kid into the giant veggie display anyway?