It may not be the tastiest tomato of the year but it's got it where it counts.
I don't really see the face of Jesus in this tomato, just the missed opportunity for a nice bruschetta.
My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.
What a quacktastrope!
I like big tomatoes and I cannot lie.
Who let their kid into the giant veggie display anyway?
I accept no messing around when I'm dealing with leftovers. Though I think this should be on pizza dough. If you're gonna do carbs, DO CARBS HARD.
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