It may not be the tastiest tomato of the year but it's got it where it counts.

I don't really see the face of Jesus in this tomato, just the missed opportunity for a nice bruschetta.

My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.

What a quacktastrope!

I like big tomatoes and I cannot lie.

Who let their kid into the giant veggie display anyway?

I accept no messing around when I'm dealing with leftovers. Though I think this should be on pizza dough. If you're gonna do carbs, DO CARBS HARD.