It was only a matter of time until you could emblazon a cylon on your toast. It must be satisfying to eat an evil robot's head.
Printing false idols on your food and eating it! That's a SIN! I swear, it's in the 13th amendment to the commandments or something.
Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.
Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!
Oh thank God, I was just about to go out and buy a frying pan.
Our old world sandwiches are really thorough.
Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.
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