Frakking Toasters!

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Battlestar Galactica,BSG,Caprica,cylon,gadget,syfy,toaster
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It was only a matter of time until you could emblazon a cylon on your toast. It must be satisfying to eat an evil robot's head.

I See Jesus on My Toast!

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bread,holy,jesus,magic,toaster
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Printing false idols on your food and eating it! That's a SIN! I swear, it's in the 13th amendment to the commandments or something.

Flawed Genius

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clever,pizza,smart,toaster,warm
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Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.

Toast Revival

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defibrilator,paddles,toast,toaster
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Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!

Convectional Wisdom

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funny food photos,grilled cheese,toaster
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Oh thank God, I was just about to go out and buy a frying pan.

Oh Grandma

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funny food photos,sandwich,toaster
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Our old world sandwiches are really thorough.

Breakfast, DONE!

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appliance,breakfast,eggs,gadget,poacher,toast,toaster
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Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.

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