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It was only a matter of time until you could emblazon a cylon on your toast. It must be satisfying to eat an evil robot's head.

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Printing false idols on your food and eating it! That's a SIN! I swear, it's in the 13th amendment to the commandments or something.

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Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.

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Oh thank God, I was just about to go out and buy a frying pan.

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Our old world sandwiches are really thorough.

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Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.