Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.
You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.
It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?
Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.
And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.
My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?
Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!