Uninvited Snack

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Uninvited Snack
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Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.

Bacon at Gunpoint

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Bacon at Gunpoint
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You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

Deadly Breakfast

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Deadly Breakfast
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It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Deadly Weapons

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Deadly Weapons
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Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.

Ugh, It's Just Too Much

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Ugh, It's Just Too Much
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And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.

Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space

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Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Toast Revival

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Toast Revival
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Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!