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Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.

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You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

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Via: ramblingboyofpleasure.tumblr.com
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It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

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Via: boingboing.net
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Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.

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And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.

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Via: www.incrediblethings.com
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?