Uninvited Snack

Favorite
alpaca,chicken fingers,fries,furry,hiding,super bowl,toast
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Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.

Bacon at Gunpoint

Favorite
bacon,breakfast,coffee,egg,gun,meal,threat,toast,weapon
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You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

Deadly Breakfast

Favorite
bang,breakfast,eggs,guns,ketchup,meal,toast
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It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Deadly Weapons

Favorite
art,bomb,brass knuckles,food,hot dogs,scuplture,toast,weapons
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Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.

Ugh, It's Just Too Much

Favorite
awful,butter,emo,rip,Sad,toast
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And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.

Knives Don't Take Up Enough Space

Favorite
bread,cut,gadget,kitchen,strips,toast,utensil
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My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?

Toast Revival

Favorite
defibrilator,paddles,toast,toaster
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Clear! WHUMP I need 10 ccs of butter STAT!

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