SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!

Tasteless Ham and Cheese

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Tasteless Ham and Cheese
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Good luck choking down that conspiracy theory.

Tanning Mom is Toasted

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Tanning Mom is Toasted
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See kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time in a tanning bed.

Dirty Toast

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Dirty Toast
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Either the toast feels violated and needs to clean off the icky or someone thinks you need some breakfast.

Morning Detour

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Morning Detour
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Let's take a left on Toastdrain Ave. I wanna pick up some breakfast.

Don't Be Such a Ham

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Don't Be Such a Ham
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God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.

Why NOT Toast?

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Warning: naughty words and an "intense" love for toast.