I demand this at every party I will attend from now on. Friends, take note!
Good luck choking down that conspiracy theory.
See kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time in a tanning bed.
Either the toast feels violated and needs to clean off the icky or someone thinks you need some breakfast.
Let's take a left on Toastdrain Ave. I wanna pick up some breakfast.
God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.
Warning: naughty words and an "intense" love for toast.
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