I don't have time for cereal at 8 a.m. and tacos at noon. This product is perfect for me!

You'll have my taco plate when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Now with more diabetes!

And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

Who could argue against this? It's rock solid.

Let's up the ante. You have to eat all the tacos in under 10 minutes and then go on four rollercoasters without any negative repercussions.

If you don't want a taco by now then I pity you, my friend.