I just want to spray the place down with red wine and vulgarities before I tuck in for a nice meal.
Somebody needs to put a baby on this cake and pretend to adjust his spine.
Ever had a meal so good you could die happy right there at the table?
Also the salt of the space shuttle. Man am I dehydrated!
I crave dirt and grass, help!
Fake disgusting food made out of real, delicious food? Sign me up!
What's that? To me it just spells "Can I get a soda to wash this down with please?"
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: Copenhagen Literally Reinvented the Wheel
Stupid Crime of the Day: Carjackers Likely to Die After Radioactive Exposure
Remember That Time Paul Walker Gave a Military Couple the Best Engagement Ever?
One of the Most Unsatisfying GIFs of All Time
We Believe in You, Mr. Noodle!
Pokémon Types by State
The "Special" in Special Ed
How Many Likes Do You Get?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more