Suck on a Slug

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Suck on a Slug
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Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.

Sriracha Flavored Lollipops

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Sriracha Flavored Lollipops
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If you eat Sriracha like candy, why not eat it like actual candy?

Salmonella on a Stick

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Salmonella on a Stick
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Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!

Stuff Rich People Eat: Gold Lix

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Stuff Rich People Eat: Gold Lix
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You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.

Hipster Suckers

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Hipster Suckers
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I was into mustaches long before they were edible.