Your munchies, are they sated?

Bless their starchy little hearts.

The Japanese do not take mayonnaise worship lightly.

Relatively, I suppose you've got one up on the Heart Attack Cafe but I think some self-evaluation is in order.

I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.

Learn your wild animal patterns already. I mean REALLY!

I can't say Pop Tarts make you smarter or anything, but this was really a lapse in judgment right here.