See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!

Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!

No joke, in Northern Canada, food really, actually costs this much. And you thought you had it bad.

All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!

I love any state that inspires its residents to wear cheese on their heads.

I say I heart you.

The only selling point they could come up with. Though anyone who can stomach instant coffee can call it whatever they want.