Don't get cheeky with me, mister. I'll bite your face off!

Can I get high off propellants sucking on that paint can?

If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!

Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.

They taste like whimsy, magic, and anchovies.

Also doubles as a lip balm and tanning cream.

I was into mustaches long before they were edible.