Don't get cheeky with me, mister. I'll bite your face off!
Can I get high off propellants sucking on that paint can?
If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!
Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.
They taste like whimsy, magic, and anchovies.
Also doubles as a lip balm and tanning cream.
I was into mustaches long before they were edible.
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