Henry, you really need to be a private contractor, working for that guy is just gonna get you in trouble.
What did you expect? Noble, heroic deeds from morning until night?
Can you date a cake? Because I want to take this cake out for drinks and take it back to my place. Good lord people, it's a CAKE that looks like a STORMTROOPER!
Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!
What it lacks in structural integrity it makes up for in deliciousness.
From our submitter: The family is hanging around like hungry Jawas trying to carry him off to eat him. Use the forks Luke!
Because water is like, totally nerdy. You don't even KNOW what a huge nerd I am, I've seen Star Wars like FOUR times!
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