Now the magic of bland and terrifying food is unlocked for the general public!
These are the voyages of the Salt and Pepper Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new meals, to seek out new flavors; new techniques... to boldly go where no seasoning has gone before!
I was unaware that Vulcans are Jewish, but either way, have a good Passover, Trekkies!
Where no ban has gone before... to the baking supplies aisle.
The only thing you'll get drunk on with this stuff is desperation and loneliness. And then you'll never sleep again.
Assimilation never looked so delicious.