What no one has eaten before. Because ew, seriously. Used food is nasty.

Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

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People, like, DIE at 40 right? Isn't that like HELLA old?!

What oh what to give your dead eyed children for an after school snack?

Oh I get it now, Spock has lots of SPACE ENERGY to get up early and put on all his fancy eyeshadow.

These cookies are incredibly logical.

She does look a little like a Vulcan. They are excellent bakers.