At least if you get lost in these woods you won't go hungry.

This time, licking the dog's nose won't be so salty. If only all pets were made of sprinkles.

Wait, is is supposed to look like a Lazy Boy or was it decorated by a Lazy Boy?

You're right, I'd never even be able to spell "everything" correctly on a cake.

[Insert poop joke here.]

Hey man, there's something out there for everyone. Think of it as a salty/sweet combo!

I thought they'd figured out dry vinegar way back when they started making vinegar flavored potato chips. Has this dude just been living under a rock?