This cup is going to be haunting me for the rest of the day.

Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?

Chocolate zombies aren't too scary, you can totally eat their brains without getting infected.

Um, boo? Right? Are you scared yet?

Cooking at home alone is a risky proposition. You might get caught in a war of wits.

You scared, bro? I'm scared, for my cholesterol.

I'm doomed to never be able to properly clean these suckers.