It's wise to be topless when eating a Carl's Jr. burger just in case.

Just one loaf, I just need to smoke one loaf!

It's hard to argue with the ridiculousness of the original but the forty is a good touch.

Warning: A few drunk swears.

It's almost as unexciting as your mother telling you you don't need anymore mashed potatoes.

I'll take a fish taco over a Gucci bag any day.

Oh the smells, the horrible, delicious cooking smells! Oh thank god the bathroom is so close.

Pass the foot butter, would you?