See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!
Some monkey's gonna stumble into this scenario and have the best day of his life. Because, you know, monkeys just wander the streets.
Stick to making lols and leave the baking to the rest of us.
Look, you can still eat the ones on top, they probably don't have any cat hair on them yet.
Also the salt of the space shuttle. Man am I dehydrated!
These melons are clearly yearning to run free. Just let them go. If it was meant to be, they'll come back to you one day.
This whole world is just so cold and bitter.