How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!

Lessons this kid needs to learn: 1. Meat forks are not for spaghetti 2. Meatballs are not meant to be the size of your face 3. Wipe that grin off your face 4. Get a decent haircut

The red sauce is made from their innocent flesh and blood.

Pasta is my favorite drug. Gives me the happy shivers.

What does this recipe have to do with the King? Because Elvis that's why.

Let's give them a little privacy, shall we? They've been pestered by the paparazzi enough.

I accept no messing around when I'm dealing with leftovers. Though I think this should be on pizza dough. If you're gonna do carbs, DO CARBS HARD.