Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!
Silly dog, you can't operate a microwave!
Ever since I ate a Three Musketeers I've been wondering about Alexandre Dumas but you don't see me bragging about it do you?
Would you eat sushi that had been to space and back? Mmmm space dust!
I'll never be the same. There was nothing I could do. Devastated.
Yes! A proper Pop Tart for the best Nyan Cat Cake yet!
That's one small step for the groom, one giant leap for cake-kind.
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
An Ideal Justice System
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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