Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!
Silly dog, you can't operate a microwave!
Ever since I ate a Three Musketeers I've been wondering about Alexandre Dumas but you don't see me bragging about it do you?
Would you eat sushi that had been to space and back? Mmmm space dust!
I'll never be the same. There was nothing I could do. Devastated.
Yes! A proper Pop Tart for the best Nyan Cat Cake yet!
That's one small step for the groom, one giant leap for cake-kind.
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