I promise to go gracefully into oblivion.

But what does it TASTE like?

I love Engrish. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/

How am I supposed to get any work done when I can't even read the assignment?

Yes, canned soup and inactivity. The path to a healthy life!

Sometimes that Sunday morning (afternoon) bowl of pho seems a little too complicated. This simplifies things.

Em-bark-ing on a new recipe challenge!

If my final judgement involved being cooked into my favorite food, this is where I would end up.