Just cut back on the cannibalism, tater, and you'll be right as rain!
Warning: Extreme leftist sentiment, gay agenda, drag queens singing about poop, some swears.
Warning: naughty words and an "intense" love for toast.
I thought you were good for another week. You've been taken from me so early!
Show up at my house, order a lasagna and a whiskey ginger and we're in business.
Yep, that's exactly what all Americans are like. This is the song we sing every night before we eat our pre-bed double cheeseburger while kneeling on the bedroom rug.
Warning: LANGUAGE! So improper!